ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. Financials
- Company number
- 03189183Copy
Copy - Registered office
- The Pipeworks, 26-30 Prescott Place, London SW4 6BU
- Incorporated
- 22/04/1996
Company snapshot
- Status
- Active
- Employees
- 3 (2023)
- Latest financial data
- 2025
- Accounts type
- Total Exemption Full
Financial highlights
Latest reported figures. Okredo holds filed data for 2021–2025.
Net Assets
-2.25%vs 20242024: £-622.85K
Total Assets
63.30%vs 20242024: £1.76K
Cash in Bank
63.30%vs 20242024: £1.76K
Total Liabilities
2.43%vs 20242024: £624.61K
Employees
-34vs 20222022: 37
In 2025, ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. reported net assets of £-636.90K. The same filing shows total assets of £2.87K, cash in bank of £2.87K and total liabilities of £639.76K. Reported headcount was 3 in 2023. Total Liabilities rose from £624.61K in 2024 to £639.76K in 2025 (2.43%). Okredo holds filed figures for 2021–2025; the table below lists every reported indicator by year. See every reported indicator by year.
Financial performance
Pick a measure to see how it has moved across the reported years, with the year-on-year change beneath it.
Net Assets
-2.25%from £-622.85K in 2024Year-on-year change
Net Assets as filed for 2021–2025. Every figure in this chart is also in the financial history table.
3-year financial trend (2023–2025)
How the figures ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. filed moved across the three reported years 2023, 2024 and 2025 — measured end to end rather than year on year.
Net Assets
Decreasedvs 2023Cash in Bank
+41.1%vs 2023+18.8% a year compound (CAGR)
Total Assets
-94.5%vs 2023-76.5% a year compound (CAGR)
Total Liabilities
+4.5%vs 2023+2.2% a year compound (CAGR)
Biggest increase
Cash in Bank+41.1%
£2.03K in 2023 to £2.87K in 2025
Biggest decrease
Total Assets-94.5%
£51.82K in 2023 to £2.87K in 2025
ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD.'s filings pull in both directions between 2023 and 2025. The steepest rise came in cash in bank, pointing to a more liquid cash position, set against a fall in total assets, pointing to a narrowing asset base. See the full year-by-year figures.
Ratios from the filed figures
Calculated from ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD.'s own reported amounts, each shown against the year it was derived from — nothing here is estimated or industry-averaged.
- Net assets to total assets
- -22,222.44%2025
- Liabilities to total assets
- 22,322.44%2025
- Cash to liabilities
- 0.45%2025
- Cash to total assets
- 100.00%2025
Reported net assets divided by reported total assets, for the latest year both were filed. Shows how much of the asset base is not financed by liabilities.
Total liabilities divided by reported total assets, for the latest year both were available. Shows how much of the asset base is funded by obligations.
Reported cash in bank divided by total liabilities for the same year. Shows what share of outstanding obligations the reported cash balance would cover.
Reported cash in bank divided by reported total assets, for the latest year both were filed.
Financial history
Every indicator Okredo tracks, year by year.
Reported financial indicators for ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. by year. Amounts are as filed; a dash means the figure was not reported for that year.
| Indicator | 2021 | 2022 | 2023 | 2024 | 2025 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Net Assets£ | -287.79K | -562.77K | -585.04K | -622.85K | -636.90K |
| Total Assets£ | 1.50M | 1.37M | 51.82K | 1.76K | 2.87K |
| Cash in Bank£ | 54.68K | 58.76K | 2.03K | 1.76K | 2.87K |
| Total Liabilities£ | 1.23M | 1.39M | 611.96K | 624.61K | 639.76K |
| Employees | 37 | 37 | 3 | – | – |
ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. financials: frequently asked questions
Answered from this company's own filed figures.
Has ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. filed financial statements?
Yes. Okredo holds filed figures for ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. covering 2021–2025, across 5 reported indicators. The most recent reported year is 2025.
What net assets did ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. report in 2025?
ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. reported net assets of £-636.90K for 2025. That compares with £-622.85K in 2024, a change of -2.25%.
What total assets did ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. report in 2025?
ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. reported total assets of £2.87K for 2025. That compares with £1.76K in 2024, a change of 63.30%.
What cash in bank did ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. report in 2025?
ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. reported cash in bank of £2.87K for 2025. That compares with £1.76K in 2024, a change of 63.30%.
How many people does ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. employ?
ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. reported 3 employees in 2023, compared with 37 in 2022.
How have ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. financials changed over the last 3 years?
Between 2023 and 2025, ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD.'s cash in bank rose by 41.1%, total assets fell by 94.5% and total liabilities rose by 4.5%. Cash in bank compounded at 18.8% a year across the two years to 2025, from £2.03K to £2.87K. No reported indicator grew more than cash in bank over the period.
Which years of ABSOLUTELY STARVING LTD. financial data are available?
Okredo holds reported figures for the years 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025. Where an indicator was not reported for a given year, the financial history table shows a dash rather than a value.